mcdonaldguy:

thebigwillie:

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

unclefather:

Me: do you think the property brothers are gay?

my dad: no, they’re brothers

me: what does that have to do with them being gay?

my dad: oh, I thought you said dead

me: that makes even less sense

louispeanut:

Harry wearing his Britney Spears shirt on multiple occasions? Iconic

your-local-mexican:

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

filmeditors:

remember the first time you heard primadonna by marina and the diamonds back in 2012 and you were so shook that you heard your bones rattling around inside your skin

beauty-in-healing:

margotkim:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

draeneis:

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

prollyright:

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.